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text-posters:

all around me are familiar faces worn out places worn out faces

text-posters:

all around me are familiar faces worn out places worn out faces

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im so chill im practically dead

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seifukucat:

damnit grandpa it’s 2021, they’re not spiders anymore, they’re arachnid americans and more importantly my friends

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You said you'll do anything if we do, so when do I get to hear a new song from you :)
Anonymous

whenever i find the time to record skinny love again

waluiqi:

*uses phone on every single ride*

URGENT !!! !! !!!!

PLS GO AND SEND AMRYN NICE MESSAGES PLS PLS PLS

what do you call a monkey with a bomb??????

a babOOM

slomps:

People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with

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vvankinq:

but um…… promo me

folo tumblr user raddlest bc she da raddiest

tru dat

sofiaauditores:

*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight

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coluring:

I AM SO SORRY IF YOU KNOW ME IRL

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inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

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No limit
1.Kissed a girl?
2.Kissed a boy?
3.Had sex in public?
4.What’s your religion?
5.What does your URL mean?
6.Reason you joined tumblr?
7.Do you have any nicknames?
8.Do you like bubble bath?
9.Kissed in the rain?
10.Dyed your hair?
11.Soup or salad?
12.Vegetable or meat?
13.Go out drinking?
14.Smoke cigarettes?
15.Smoke weed?
16.Do any hard drugs?
17.Have you had sex today?
18.Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms?
19.The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
21.Skipped doing homework to play a video game?
22.Tried to commit suicide?
23.The last time you felt broken?
24.Had to lie to EVERYONE about how you felt?
25.Do you have a Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
26.Do you have Long hair OR short hair?
27.First thing you notice to a guy/girl?
28.Do you sing in the shower?
29.Do you dance in the car?
30.Where were you yesterday?
31.Ever used a bow and arrow?
32.Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
33.Do you think musicals are cheesy?
34.Is Christmas stressful?
35.Favorite type of fruit pie?
36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
37.Do you believe in ghosts?
38.Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
39.Take a vitamin daily?
40.Wear slippers?
41.Wear a bath robe?
42.What do you wear to bed?
43.Do you want to get married?
44.Can you curl your tongue?
Relationship preference:
45.How many relationships have you had?
46.How can I win your heart?
47.what makes a great relationship?
48.Shy OR open?
50.Religious OR non-religious?
51.Caring OR non-restricting of you?
52.Straight edge OR non-straight edge?
53.Piercings OR no piercings?
54.Tattoos OR no tattoos?
55.Quiet stay-at-home type OR party type?
ask me these, please? : )
Who's your fav rachels besides urself?
Anonymous

this is rly hard……. im so amazing and nobody can beat me……. but i guess theres hotwaiter rnyselfie worstsibling and rihannoyed

*makes a TED Talk about eating ass*

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